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WandThePirate

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PostSubject: "Your momma" jokes!   Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:04 am

We all love a good ol' "Yo' Momma" joke every now and again, don't we?

Tell us some of your best

Mine probably has to be:

Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, then gets laid in the closet

Pretty good, DON'T YOU THINK?
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PostSubject: Re: "Your momma" jokes!   Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:58 pm

Hey Wand! Nice to see you joined.

(Awesome joke by the way)

Hm... Yo' momma is so fat, her clothing sizes are labeled "Xtra Xtra Large," "Super Fucking Large," and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING THIS WAY!"

(My friend came up with that one in like 7th grade Razz )

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PostSubject: Re: "Your momma" jokes!   Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:48 pm

WandThePirate wrote:
We all love a good ol' "Yo' Momma" joke every now and again, don't we?

Tell us some of your best

Mine probably has to be:

Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, then gets laid in the closet

Pretty good, DON'T YOU THINK?

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: "Your momma" jokes!   Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:12 pm

Yo momma so stupid that when someone ring the doorbell, she turn on the microwave. lol!
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